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look, it's a sunny day
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how high do you think a monkey can jump ?
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Did you know pigs can fly?
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i wonder why tarzan has no beard...
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Today I saw a pig eating a cow while driving down the interstate on a seven speed motorbike that was three feet from the nearest night lane on the twelfth degree of moon turn where there were AT LEAST seven macho mingos dinging to the latest third wave of waffle ninjas that jumped in a looping tenth wheel around a seventh degree advent timer bar wearing two shoes and eighty nine cap turds that pooped in a puddle of green rock mine while dingle dangling form a third story rooster house full of naked money dongs... FIFTY SEVEN!
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the other tomorow, a mystical kangaroos hopping gracefully down into the wispering depths of Russia caught my eye. I was so disorientated that i caused an earthquake whick summoned the majestic muskateers ! YES all 4 of them , oh by jovi it was a heck of a party dude! and it was totally worth giving up my wife. my wife luks like the back of a cow if i'm completely honest !!
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Lolage
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Shipoopi
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wat on earth do i just say like a second a go mateyoscozigottamoveitwifadoglikeapigdoeswhenhehasasleepoverwiffoofachinololwatonearthitalkingabout, SHUTUP EBBIECAT BEFORE I HIT U WIF MY CELEB KNICKERS I HAVE SOME U NO SO COME ALONG AND MICHEAL JACKSON WILL APPEAR IN HIS PANTS
SORRY I DRANK A PEPSI MAX AND LEMONAID WHICH MAKES YOU EXPLODE LIKE A OOZY JACUZIE. U FRIENDYS. COZ I GOTTA MOVE IT WIF A DOG/ DINOSAR SO I GOTTA GO COZ HES ASKING ME 2 GO UP HIS NOSTRILS OK MATE WOOOHOOO.
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i kissed my bum because im dislective, ony loling but im a ebbiepooinn a maggie toy. Even i donno wat im sayin'
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im a chick that is soo imaginative
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cookies are funny
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wrapped up noses with flying purple wings
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i once open mouth kissed a horse
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We need a background check. I could have sworn I stole something but no one will believe me! It was a dodo bird by the way.
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Help My Eggs On Fire!!!
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Oh my God, she hits her kids.... oh my God, she can hear me...
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The dino ate the catttt!
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I do not like raisinss!
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i call being the unicorn, there always has to be a unicorn. o.o I'm a freakin' TACO!! Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil Muffins are just ugly cupcakes. Taste the freakin' RAINDOW! Im a peacock let me fly!! the difference between a monkey and a chimpanzee is SKUNKS STINK!!!!!!! O.o GRANDMA ARMS! bingo wings.... soiled hospital gownnnnn  |
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our inside jokes too many to name when were apart its never the same when were together its nothing but fun replacing my girls just cant be done Yeah suckas
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Naked DIbbs are delicious
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Naked DIbbs are delicious
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Naked DIbbs are delicious
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Naked DIbbs are delicious
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Naked DIbbs are delicious
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Naked DIbbs are delicious
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Oh yeah...your face!!!!!! |
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im a dog quack!!!! Im also whoosh whoosh the ocean fear me!!!!  |
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lolli are called suckers and thats what you are!!!! WHAT NOW!!!!!???? I`m AWESOMNESS made real.... i dont know what that means it just sounds awesome...i think im saying awesome too much...
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why did the dino eat the cat???? the cat should have eaten the dino!!!
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what is the most typed thing in google????
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this site is amazing
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my website hates me..
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Ken Kanif.......
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you go boom ig boom then we walk together in the middle of the day
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One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, One was blind and the other couldn't, see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall,Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true,Ask the blind man he saw it too! HOT WHEELS BEAT THAT!!!
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One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, One was blind and the other couldn't, see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"<br /> A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall,Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true,Ask the blind man he saw it too! HOT WHEELS BEAT THAT!!!<br />
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i wonder why birds dont have teeth ^_^
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Is it gay to suck your own dick?
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what cocoanut is ur name?
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hehe..i farted
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Elfs taste good :)
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i ate my cell phone then farted my ringtone
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WOAH WOAH WOAH...IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY! :)
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I GET FREAKY FREAKY BABY
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Lufkin
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TOUCHING MY HAIR!!!!
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i luv pie....N THIS IS NOT FREAKIN PI CUZ I HATE THAT TYPE OF STUFF!!!
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TACOS ARE PLAYING JENGO WITH MONKEYS ON THE PLANET ZORDOF WHILE HAVING A LUNCH BREAK AT TACO BELL, THE WHEN THE TACO ORDERED THE 3 TACO SUPREME, THE THREE TACOS YELLED "AAAH! CANNIBAL! THEN WHEN RONALD MCDONALD ATE A BURRITO, JACK FROM JACK IN THE BOX STARTED TO GUGGLR SPOONGEBOB WITH THEIR OWN OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL FROM THE EVIL ZURG FROM SPACE COMMAND! 43!
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Hey brandon! MONKEY RAP!
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omgg!! guess wht!!! monkey butt!  |
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YOU: have you ever noticed why nobody ever talks about pillows that can talk?
VICTIM: no...
YOU: Neither have I...
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Hairy Cactus Flaming Mango Tree |
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Omg!!!!!! ITS A FUKING PENCIL!!!!!! ಠ_ಠ Me Gusta!!
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1) I like huney buns n unicorns! Oh M Geez!!! Dancing hotdog! i will eat u!!!! nom nom nom!!!
2) potatoes make babies!!
3) I'm playing soccer with cookie dough
4) omg! im soaknig wet! now bring me the ocean!! (the full one)
5) Chocolate fridges! (I wish lol)
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