First I want to talk with you guys about 2009’s bad economy. The economy of the whole world is going so bad that even Michal Jackson has no money for his new surgeries. Talking about Michal Jackson I remember a guy who told me that Michal Jackson was his friend in school, He told me that Michal use to pass comments on other people faces, and until one day he “finds” his own face in the bathroom mirror.

I think the main reason for today’s bad economy are Jews, yes they really are, I want to tell you how, last winter I went to Israel there I saw two Jews talking to each other one of um said that he went for honeymoon alone and saved a lot of money, the other replied oh man you are a real jerk, what I did is send my wife with my British friend on honeymoon and saved money. Now you know how they are making money.

Believe you me that this year brings the toughest survival conditions for a man to live in this world like Chinese are growing, even faster than before. Arabs are getting even undomesticated than before. Russians are increasing in number with their long pointed nose. Above all Americans are growing in numbers with “built in” racism features. And we the English people are still living in our past glory and pride.

The thing is that no one, I repeat no one in this freaking world is thinking of the economic crises. So for the sake of creating awareness among the masses I went to the local Market to find the “real public”. There I saw some people with their eyes closed were lined up for the Arcade, then suddenly I realized that those men and women were Chinese so I got to them and asked about what they think we should do in order to pave our way to a batter future? At first they start talking with each other “ching Chung chrrea chrig” then one of them said “take the hell/fuck out of here and let us play DDR (dance dance revolution machine)”.

So I took my ass out of there and went to some Indians. I told them about everything which I want to tell them and between my words I listen the single word “OooKAY” and nothing else. In the end they said that “I am sorry sir, I have some other problems more serious than this one back at home”.

At the end what I believe from all what happened to me is “That’s how it works”.